‘Tis the season to enjoy Advent jokes – and here are 16 of the best

9.

Here's my virtual advent calendar of my favourite eyes:
Day six.
*opens door*
Private.

— Rosie Jones (@josierones) December 6, 2019

10.

Advent calendars but instead of chocolate it’s a Panadol extra

— d swizzle (@yurty_ahern085) December 2, 2019

11.

inventor of the Advent calendar: let's make a box of chocolate less enjoyable by adding rules

— KnowComment (@KnownComment) December 3, 2019

12.

i cant believe advent calendar chocolate is 0 cals

— ruby 🐇 (@thinnestbabie) December 3, 2019

13.

Reasons that "aren't actual reasons to take the day off" according to our boss:
-Sock fell off in a shoe
-Advent calendar chocolate was a bounty
-The office smells haunted
-There aren't any dogs in the office

— Dave (@davechannel) December 3, 2019

14.

Best advent calendar ever. pic.twitter.com/rMGa8zXJhb

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 3, 2019

15.

Just opened the first door of my #GE2019 advent calendar. It said it contained a chocolate but it was empty inside with very small print telling me it was one I’ve already had.

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) December 1, 2019

16.

[Werner Herzog, pounding his fist against an advent calendar again and again] WHY ARE THE NUMBERS ARRANGED IN SO WHIMSICAL AN ORDER?

— Vote Labour, like Dr Bison Sexhorn & Knuckles, III (@Brainmage) December 12, 2019

Before you go, never forget Olaf Falafel‘s fartastic (not a typo) Advent calendar from 2018.

The best advent calendar. EVER. pic.twitter.com/wXIHvHS7cZ

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 1, 2018

Presumably goes best with a Christmas toast.

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