People have been suggesting Awfully British 12 Days of Christmas – 14 of the best
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…and a Partridge In A Pertwee pic.twitter.com/M6wMZU8L7E
— ❦Ꮰ❦ (@Cute_Cthulhu) December 15, 2019
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#AwfullyBritish12DaysOfXmas
7 Lords are sleeping pic.twitter.com/Pv5pVHBfiJ— (@MaidenWatford) December 15, 2019
Others went all-in on the full twelve.
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12 People queueing
11 Chippy teas
10 Sporting failures
9 Chocolate hob nobs
8 Days-a-raining
7 Morris dancers
6 People tutting
5 Pot holes
4 Cups of tea
3 Late trains
2 Traffic jams
And another person saying sorry.#AwfullyBritish12DaysOfXmas— Keith Williams (@ScribblerKeith) December 15, 2019
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12 Gin and Tonics
11 vodkas and Orange
10 cans of Stella
9 Rum and Cokes
8 port and Lemons
7 glasses of Sherry
6 Cherry Brandies
5 Gold Labels
4. Glasses of wine
3 pints of Carlsberg
2. Amorettis
And bucket to be sick in
#AwfullyBritish12DaysOfXmas— Aladinsane (@isthismyemail1) December 15, 2019
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#AwfullyBritish12DaysOfXmas
12 Angry Old Men
11 Gripers Griping
10 Wankers Wanking
9 Dickheads Dicking
8 Fannies Farting
7 Knobs a' Knobbing
6 Tossers Tossing
5 Hairy Rings
4 Essex Birds
3 Johnson Lies
2 Bars Of Dove
AND JEZZER KYLE BACK ON OUR TV— Lie Low Lil (@Lily_McSnarly) December 15, 2019
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12 susage rolls
11 trips to poundland
10 digestive biscuits
9 party crackers
8 tins of tea
7 Christmas puddings
6 bowls of curry
5 bad hoilday tattoos
4 tube rides a day
3 electric kettles
2 days binging The Great British Bake Off
1 teapot tea cozy#AwfullyBritish12DaysOfXmas— Mina Masters (@mina_masters) December 15, 2019
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12 lying Tories
11 homeless dying
10 children crying
9 nurses trying
8 foodbanks struggling
7 libraries closing
6 schools overflowing
5 diseases growing
4 Gp’s missing
3 Bias media
2 sneaky aides
And a PM who lies to the Queen #AwfullyBritish12DaysOfXmas#notmygovernment— Lottie Labour (@lousiejoy20) December 15, 2019
What could be more appropriate than that Christmas favourite, Doctor Who?
12 Masters drumming
11 Billies piping
10 Time Lords leaping
9 Romanas dancing
8 monsters hulking
7 police boxes
6 sonic screwdrivers
5 rounds rapid!
4 dimensions
3 Jelly Babies
2 Jammie Dodgers
and a K-9 Mark III #AwfullyBritish12DaysOfXmas pic.twitter.com/yhsznb7yGU— Christmas StarryEyed Girl (@StarryEyedGir11) December 15, 2019
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