People are swiping left on this Christmas tree’s puntastic dating profile

One wag at a Christmas tree sales lot has written a dating profile for one of the trees, but we’re not sure it would persuade anyone to swipe right.

These comments got into the spirit of things.

That white plastic abomination is not a Douglas Fir. Why does everyone lie on dating profiles?

Villain_of_Brandon

Yeah I took out a maple once, when I found out she was totally fake, I lit her up and it didn’t even faze her. She just got all frumpy and didn’t say a word.

IDressUpAsBroccoli

I had a relationship with a scotch pine once. Once she got settled in, she stopped taking care of herself and started falling apart. By the time I ended it, she was bald and brittle, and she got red hot when I threw her out.

modi13

Somebody noticed an anomaly.

I like that it’s not 13ft tall, but 12ft 12in.

jarredpickles87

Probably superstitious.

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