Simply 25 things that made us laugh this week
13.
$5 a week has been coming out of my bank for months and i only just realized i adopted a kangaroo named Poppy on New Year's Eve while i was destroyed
— peytøn (@peytnhaag) February 26, 2020
14.
The older I get the more I understand old people who only buy one banana at a time
— ✨WendyDarling✨ (@wendchymes) February 27, 2020
15.
Aaaa…CHOO! pic.twitter.com/StM1J5xNO8
— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) February 23, 2020
16.
Don't tell him, Pike. https://t.co/sw0uHBr5fe
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) February 27, 2020
17.
great news everyone! the moon has a small girlfriend pic.twitter.com/4knA06crqC
— kimmy (@ka_waltz) February 26, 2020
18.
https://t.co/X3OJdKZgwU pic.twitter.com/R0SGMXnxh3
— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) February 27, 2020
19.
Linguists discover “coochie coochie coo” translates to, “the world is cold, the world is cruel” in baby language.
— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon) February 27, 2020
20.
[ naming a new fish ]
her: drawing a blank
him: idk something latin
guy who named the fly: has anyone said swim yet
— Taming Fred Savage (@FredTaming) February 26, 2020
21.
“Why are you scared of trams?”
Me: “You mean the silent, killer pavement trains?”
— Cheish (@TheCheish) February 26, 2020
22.
Went to that restaurant where you eat in the dark last night. It’s amazing, it really heightens your sense of how annoying other people’s conversations can be.
— Kiri Pr'chard-McLean (@kiripritchardmc) February 25, 2020
23.
It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!
Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.
He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
— ashi 🏳️🌈 (@rakshesha) February 23, 2020
24.
Overheard train chat between two hard-looking youths.
Youth one: "I got deja vu, man. I saw this dog and felt like I'd seen it before."
Youth two: "That's not deja vu. You just saw a dog twice."— Tom Cox (@cox_tom) February 27, 2020
25.
Welcome to adulthood. 50% of everything is trying to kill you and the other 50% is bloody awful. As a reminder that you are indeed alive random body parts will be selected periodically to ache for no reason. Please help yourself to a free pen.
— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) February 28, 2020
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The 25 funniest things from this week
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