17 accidentally NSFW search terms that are a cautionary tale for the internet age

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When my daughter was in primary school, she was going to a party. Dress chosen, she announced she wanted a pair of big black knickers so she did flash anything during the party games. Husband googled big black girls knickers……

— Alison Brogden (@brogali) February 27, 2020

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At my last school a Y7 science class searched for images of "nice grannies" for some project. Let's just say everyone was shocked at what those nice grannies get up to…

— Dan (@DS_CSTeacher) February 28, 2020

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A few years ago I was due to take the dog to the groomers but needed to change the appointment. The groomers is called Doggy Style, I typed this into my work laptop to get the phone number….

— George Porteous (@GeorgePorteous1) February 28, 2020

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My Mum’s birth stone is Pearl. She wanted a necklace for her birthday. This was years ago and I can still see it when I close my eyes.

— Flamingo Fancier (@ladyofpinkness) February 28, 2020

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At MIL's using computer to check my banking. Accidentally typed "fist direct" then ctrl+enter… 🙈

— Sarah OB 🇪🇺 🕷️ (@shuddertron) February 28, 2020

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my at the time 8 year old son googled Big Buddha for a school project….this is pre laptop days my friend, so my lunging at the desk top computer was fast and not at all graceful….be grateful you simply had to sap a laptop shut

— Anne Rees (@raleighrees) February 28, 2020

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Made the mistake of Googling ‘Feeder’ to get the band’s gig dates. Who even knew it was a thing?

— jofuji (@jofuji1) February 28, 2020

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My father in law was a teacher and in front of a whole class innocently searched for 'watersports'

— Danny Coyle (@irishfakepatton) February 28, 2020

Sometimes, it’s not the internet’s fault at all – simply the trouble with phonics.

My 'never moved so quickly in my life' moment was when my , then 3 year old, son came from computer and asked me what a Bedtime Whore was. Turned out it was #cbeebies Bedtime HOUR. #Phew

— LaClocheSonne (@laclochesonne) February 28, 2020

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