Simply 23 funny jokes by 23 very funny women for International Women’s Day
13.
incredibly disappointed to discover that these are two separate programs pic.twitter.com/0GKuWi7Wv6
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) February 24, 2020
14.
when i go to a party and i only know one person pic.twitter.com/gParHjg9FN
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) January 12, 2020
15.
Is YOUR CHILD texting about CORONAVIRUS?
LMAO – let me attend online
BRB – Beechams, right brother?
WTAF – wash thine actual fingers
TMI – toiletpaper: mighty invisible
TFH – the fucksthe handgel?— SheRa Marley (@SheRa_Marley) March 6, 2020
16.
Quavers. Now fuck off. pic.twitter.com/9ZQ4wA6vb2
— MonkeyDog (@monkeydogify) October 4, 2017
17.
Bless me father for I have sinned, I keep singing the bare naked ladies.
Priest: how long has it been since your last confession
Me: it’s been…— Sarah Jones (@SarahJonesVent) April 17, 2018
18.
she had curves in all the wrong places. left elbow, both eyes. disgusting
— Deirdre (@figgled) April 2, 2019
19.
If you’re looking for the clown, he’s two storm drains over pic.twitter.com/FCdWew4HYE
— Stormy Ewa ⛈️ (@EwaSR) August 9, 2019
20.
Theresa May as bottles of Tresemmé. A thread: pic.twitter.com/vEjHEHveSG
— Sam (@sam_bambs) May 21, 2019
21.
Person: “What’s your handicap?”
Me [from my wheelchair]: “I don’t golf.”
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) December 22, 2019
22.
Calm down IKEA pic.twitter.com/Ltjx9X692t
— Trudi (@Trudski2012) February 20, 2020
23.
[int. house. Two people enter then leave within an hour of each other]
My gran: pic.twitter.com/pstVPwlgoy— Manytypesoftea (@manytypesoftea) November 1, 2019
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