Our 18 favourite funny takes on the latest coronavirus news

10.

My 4yr old son had a bit of a headache but he hates Calpol so I told him it's invisibility potion that lasts for half an hour.
I'm sat on the couch with him standing in front of me holding a toy as he makes ghost noises.
Only 19 minutes to go

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 17, 2020

11.

It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Isolation.

— Vikram Paralkar (@VikramParalkar) March 13, 2020

12.

Unfortunately, owing to the current circumstances, you may not be able to visit your mother on Mother's Day. But don’t worry, she’ll be happy just to know you feel really, really guilty.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) March 17, 2020

13.

This ‘Social Distancing’ just came in from a friend in America! pic.twitter.com/EWse7V7yII

— Mike McCartney (@_MikeMcCartney_) March 17, 2020

14.

Joke’s on you coronavirus, I fell out with everyone *years* ago. #selfisolation

— Ralf Little (@RalfLittle) March 17, 2020

15.

I keep getting people asking me if the coronavirus can be spread through sexual contact even if there is no exchange of air or touching of faces. If you can get this accomplished from 6 feet away, congratulations to both of you

— Susanna L Harris (@SusannaLHarris) March 16, 2020

16.

“When this is all over I’m definitely taking you out”

Corona got 29 year old management consultants talking to girls on Bumble like it’s Pearl Harbor and they’ve just enlisted.

— shon faye. (@shonfaye) March 17, 2020

17.

My dad can get into “dad-mode” sometimes. He’s a doctor who is worried about the virus, and told me, his 24 year old son, in a 5 min rant that this isn’t the time to be trying to have a lot of “play-dates”. So if you were trying to play after school im sorry my dad said we cant

— JP (@excesstential) March 16, 2020

18.

I HATE BEING QUARANTINED

STUCK IN ONE STUPID BUILDING ALL THE TIME

I WOULD RATHER GO BETWEEN THE SAME TWO OR THREE BUILDINGS REPEATEDLY DOING THE SAME ACTIVITIES IN AN ALMOST IDENTICAL ORDER

NOW THATS LIVING

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) March 17, 2020

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