19 of the best lockdown jokes to help us all stay positive

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I guess all of their loo roll requests finally came in from head office. pic.twitter.com/mbQMXDMMuH

— Matt Deegan (@matt) April 6, 2020

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With fewer humans about, native wildlife has begun returning to the streets of Chicago. Nature is starting to heal. pic.twitter.com/Pw1cdVWJOU

— Paul (@bingowings14) April 5, 2020

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After Matt Hancock asks Premier League footballers to donate their wages to help fight coronavirus, some wonder if he should ask the UK’s hedge fund owners, tax-dodging FTSE 100 companies and non-domiciled Russian oligarchs to do the same.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 6, 2020

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Just had a video chat with my mum. She made a few comments about the pandemic not being a reason to let oneself go and then offered to lend me her exercise bike, which I found a bit rude. I’ve already got plenty of things to hang my clothes on, thanks, mum!

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 6, 2020

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Just received these two envelopes through the post. I’m hoping only the top one is from the government. pic.twitter.com/K8TSCJc5Q9

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) April 6, 2020

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Say what you like about Michael Jackson but he was ahead of the game for shopping at Aldi pic.twitter.com/M1cCuPdRBj

— Chris Purchase (@ChrisPurchase) April 6, 2020

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By the third week of lockdown, Joe Wicks just resorted to kicking kittens on camera. pic.twitter.com/ZIX0gLnxmi

— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) April 7, 2020

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Looking out of my attic skylight window & see a bloke jogging along the graveyard path next door..spitting! I hollered at him to quit ‘Oi! Ye filthy article! Stop effing spitting!’ He couldn’t see me up in the roof & his face as he looked aghast at the graves..that’ll learn him🏃🏽‍♂️

— 🕯🕊🤍H🤍🕊🕯 (@helenjamieson11) April 6, 2020

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Having a hard time staying inside? Just pretend that everything outside is a gig that your friend’s band is playing

— maybe: jake ward (@cake_sword) April 7, 2020

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