Just 33 funny tweets about Donald Trump curing Covid-19 with disinfectant

17.

I will never question his judgement again. The inscription under his Mount Rushmore carving will read: “his discovery of intravenous Dettol saved hundreds of millions” https://t.co/VGfxBq1h6t

— Shaun Keaveny (@shaunwkeaveny) April 24, 2020

18.

Believe it or not, we created this a few days ago but hadn't had time to finish it.
Shared here in its incomplete state. #Trump #Dettol #Bleach #TrumpPressBriefing pic.twitter.com/Z8sdDGHf7R

— Scarfolk Council (@Scarfolk) April 24, 2020

19.

I sometimes wonder if it's a 4 year old wearing a 70 year old man-suit. https://t.co/aHW6ag9WGH

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) April 23, 2020

20.

I'm all out of Dettol so snorted 2 bottles of Zoflora instead.

Going into work totally off my tits.

Would recommend.
9/10.#TrumpPressConference

— 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@pearlylondon) April 24, 2020

21.

Turns out Sarah Conner was just trying to cure Dr. Silberman in Terminator 2! #disinfectant #Dettol pic.twitter.com/VFSEAqgJDL

— David Kevin Williams (@DaveKWilliams) April 24, 2020

22.

As usual, I am astonished to realize that millions of people saw the President of the United States completely lose his shit on live television, say things that a 12 year old would know are stupid and dangerous, and are still saying "Oh, yes, he's my candidate in 2020."

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) April 24, 2020

23.

[thinks there can't be anything dumber than eating tide pods]

President:
We should inject ourselves with disinfectant to cure the viruspic.twitter.com/OxeGFjGHPz

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 23, 2020

24.

Bleach adverts always like to boast about how thick their bleach is, but they will never make it as thick as Trump.

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 24, 2020

25.

I hear Cillit Bang have a new advert. It's so much better than Dettol and Domestos. pic.twitter.com/dOACQykZ89

— WinLunGSD (@WinLunGSD) April 24, 2020

26.

Cured. pic.twitter.com/qYAuH0iZuO

— John Rain CBE (@MrKenShabby) April 24, 2020

27.

Science journalism 10 years ago:
5 new species of spider discovered, and they could teach us a lot about our own evolution!

Science journalism now:
[sobbing] Jesus Christ, shooting toilet duck into your eyeballs won’t cure the virus, no matter what the president tells you-

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 24, 2020

28.

To all my fellow marketers out there. Can we take a moment to wish the SM teams at Clorox, Dettol, Toilet Duck, Cillit Bang et al. the best of luck today. I'm sure my peers in that industry went to bed last night never once thinking what a nightmare they were about to wake up to.

— Steve Vincent (@SVincent1981) April 24, 2020

29.

Remember the day when ‘president of the USA’ was trending alongside ‘dettol’ ‘disinfectant’ ‘Jeyes’ ‘bleach’ ‘zoflora’ ‘harpic’ ‘Cillit bang’ and ‘toilet duck’.

Remember the day and weep for humanity.
A tangerine intelligence vacuum leads the free world.

— Dr Alex Gates (@dr_alex_gates) April 24, 2020

30.

Sex On The Bleach. Cif-apore Sling. Ajax Daniels & Coke. Cillit Banghattan. Long Island Iced TCP #trumpcocktails

— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) April 24, 2020

31.

Dear America, time to get rid of this demented salesman #Trump #DisinfectantDonnie pic.twitter.com/N10AzUXxkk

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) April 24, 2020

32.

Dear @realDonaldTrump I've eaten 7 tide pods and my wife is sticking her head in the oven and neither of us feels any better yet PLEASE EXPLAIN??

— Seth Grahame-Smith (@sethgs) April 23, 2020

33.

2017: "Young people are so stupid, eating tide pods is definitely going to kill you"

2020: "King boomer commands you inject bleach straight into your eyes"

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 24, 2020

To conclude …

The. President. Of. The. United. States. Suggested. Injecting. Disinfectant. Into. Our. Bodies.

And the sheer insanity of it will be almost forgotten in 48 hours or less.

— Spiro Agnew’s Ghost (@SpiroAgnewGhost) April 23, 2020

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