15 of the funniest takes we’ve seen on pandemic life

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New sport suggestion for Tokyo 2021: Competitive Social Distancing

— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) May 4, 2020

10.

Me at the start of lockdown: Just because I’m not going out, there’s no need to stop making an effort with my appearance. Obviously I’ll keep doing my hair and make up.

Me now: Putting on deodorant AND washing my face! Ooh, get me, Lady Muck! Who am I, the Queen of Sheba!

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 2, 2020

11.

March: 😷
April: 😷👽
May: 😷👽🐝
June: 😷👽🐝 ????

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) May 3, 2020

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Seen at the Aldi in Alexandria, MN yesterday: pic.twitter.com/EhpPBwTKyC

— Hams Without Limits/Jambons Sans Limites (@WesFlinn) May 3, 2020

13.

Looking forward to the press briefing big screen spin-off which sees Matt Hancock, Chris Whitty and the saucy contact tracing app go on a bonkers madcap trip to the Ise of Wight.

— Matt Owen (@MJowen174) May 4, 2020

14.

If quarantine has taught me anything it’s that I’ve never been so drunk in such a clean house.

— Greg One Leg (@Greg_1_Leg) May 4, 2020

15.

really disappointed to see these 30somethings-pretending-to-be-teenagers in a park clearly flouting social distancing rules. come on guys pic.twitter.com/oOKoMeFXic

— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) May 4, 2020

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