Our 16 favourite funny comments on the lockdown

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Rest home #lockdown day 43. Huge excitement here as we wait to load the #NHSApp on our phone. pic.twitter.com/1vWquoXgKz

— Harry Cocque (@HarryCocque) May 5, 2020

10.

Anyone else going to need a “weightdown” period after lockdown to lose all the flab you’ve put on before anyone sees you?

— Karen (@kazzydoodah) May 6, 2020

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Taika Waititi making a new Star Wars
Sylvester Stallone making a new Demolition Man
Nic Cage to play Joe Exotic

Hollywood a few weeks into lockdown just shouting FUCK IT WHY NOT

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 4, 2020

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One of the "arguments" for re-opening that I've been seeing more and more often (and frequently with the exact same phrasing, making me think it's a bot talking point) is that the VIRUS doesn't know the difference between grocery shopping and a salon!

— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) May 5, 2020

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Our vicar’s dry sense of humour shines through as he signs off the weekly email advertising Sunday’s zoom offering. pic.twitter.com/RMHx1KLCYU

— Andrew Horn 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇳🇵 (@AndrewHornUK) May 1, 2020

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Day 48

just whispered "wow, would" to myself, looking at a portrait of a man who died in 1680

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) May 5, 2020

15.

Let’s not tell some people when lockdown gets lifted

— Rachael (@RachaelvsWorld) May 5, 2020

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It is good that we have this time to stay home and get strong in preparation for the class war

— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) May 5, 2020

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