Our 18 favourite jokes about all this *gestures at the news*

10.

I'm getting fed up fixing Gruaniad headlines pic.twitter.com/vGUpX3ocrx

— Jamie McDonald 📠 (@JamieHolePunch) May 11, 2020

11.

Controversial new guidance from the government to be introduced from Wednesday – this feels like it may be difficult to enforce pic.twitter.com/ShEvtSuBYx

— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) May 11, 2020

12.

So let me get this clear. My husband has to work and be in contact with loads of people but I’m not allowed to hug my mum and I can sunbathe in the park with multiple strangers if I stay 2 metres away from them but can’t sunbathe with 2 of my friends, even 2 metres apart. Got it.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 11, 2020

13.

Maybe they should introduce subliminal messaging as a way to help fight the WHAT PART OF STAY AT HOME DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU ARE LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE, YOU FUCKING MORONS spread of coronavirus.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) May 10, 2020

14.

Me: I miss family and friends
Family and friends: d’you wanna FaceTime?
Me: nah

— Rachael (@RachaelvsWorld) May 11, 2020

15.

just wanna go to a National Trust house and walk around it in 7 minutes not reading the signs and then go to the cafe and spend exactly £15 on one slice of cake 😢

— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) May 11, 2020

16.

I can't visit my mum but I can compete in the Tour De France. Makes sense.

— Chris Purchase (@ChrisPurchase) May 11, 2020

17.

Na I wanna see Boris come on TV like a blue peter presenter and show me how to make a mask out of an old t shirt and some sticky back plastic.

— Kae Kurd (@KaeKurd) May 11, 2020

18.

A sport that could be played while social distancing that I don't think people have considered enough is jousting

— G. L. (@ginadivittorio) May 9, 2020

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