“Why did Boris Johnson cross the road?” – our 19 favourite responses

11.

because Dom said it would look good

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) May 16, 2020

12.

To get to the other bride.

— Lord Edward (@tommytuck39) May 16, 2020

13.

Because Social Distancing guidelines told him specifically to either do so or not to do so, depending on whether he must or could cross the road from home in order. But he had to stay alert whilst doing so.

— Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!…Dan!!!……..DAN!!! (@DanPeroni) May 16, 2020

14.

To get to the far right.

— KirIndoors (@mrsEUJK) May 16, 2020

15.

Because he couldn’t build a bridge

— 💻 Gary Woodfine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿󠁧 ❄️ 🤘💚 (@gary_woodfine) May 16, 2020

16.

To get in the fridge https://t.co/8ICjHCsIpe

— Zack Fox (@ZackFoxFilm) May 16, 2020

17.

Because, in the absence of a chicken, you can always use a cock.

— Neil (@_Enanem_) May 16, 2020

18.

Because Putin told him to?

— Zoe Wash Your Hands Butcher (@thezoverlord) May 16, 2020

19.

Because he said he wasn't going to

— Crispin (@SirMustard) May 16, 2020

Comedy writer, @Scriblit, presented a different view.

The real question is why must YOU question his road crossing? He is TRYING his BEST, criticising his road crossing is practically treason, that 5 car pile up was going to happen anyway, they died WITH car crash not OF car crash, THIS IS A HATE CRIME, YOU FAR LEFT ACTIVIST

— REMAIN INDOORS (@Scriblit) May 16, 2020

Sounds familiar.

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