‘Hacked chastity belt’ is the only news story in town today
‘What a time to be alive,’ said David Baddiel – @Baddiel – over on Twitter.
And it’s surely the only news story in town today.
Angle grinder?
It’s the emergency call to the fire service explaining why they need to bring along a bolt cutter that I’d like to hear.
— Ken Goodwin (@KenGoodwinITV) October 7, 2020
This is it. The moment my comedy Twitter and kink Twitter timelines merge.
— Ben Strong (@BenStro33235073) October 7, 2020
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Whoever put this rail replacement sign here, take the rest of the week off
Source @Baddiel