The 25 funniest tweets of the week
Every week, we scour Twitter for the funniest tweets we can find and narrow them down to 25 of the very best. Check them out and maybe give some of the people who wrote them a follow.
Here they are, the best tweets we’ve seen this week…
1.
https://twitter.com/duloxequeen/status/1320495762346774529
2.
Scooby I could eat, how about you? pic.twitter.com/zAn7a3GAz5
— Dan Antopolski (@danantopolski) October 26, 2020
3.
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
— Absolutely Immune President Warren G. Harding (@PopeAwesomeXIII) October 26, 2020
4.
starving starving
miners minors pic.twitter.com/L1W3Ev3SYy— louis (@mxmxnto_mori) October 23, 2020
5.
Good job Christmas will probably be cancelled this year because I don’t think the three ghosts will have enough time to visit all those MPs in one night
— Mrs C-S (@NikkiCuSmith) October 23, 2020
6.
https://twitter.com/roobeekeane/status/1320484069092823046
7.
Inverness Caledonian Thistle don’t employ a cameraman as their camera is programmed to follow the ball throughout the match. The commentator had to apologise today as the camera kept on mistaking the ball for the linesman’s head… pic.twitter.com/LeKsc2bEj7
— Tom Cox (@seagull81) October 24, 2020
8.
https://twitter.com/CrockettForReal/status/1320516542388301825
9.
https://twitter.com/shafieikeyvan/status/1320378064472334342
10.
https://twitter.com/TheChiefSosa/status/1320811025151787009
11.
the only things you hear in music now are sex, violence, and drugs. i miss the days when songs were about something real, like the Boys and returning to Town
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) October 28, 2020
12.
https://twitter.com/bellcallum_/status/1319603484522676229
13.
This is not Melania pic.twitter.com/GFWpkWZVIv
— Gareth (@Cadmarch) October 25, 2020
14.
https://twitter.com/Whitb_xx/status/1321432760695857158
15.
https://twitter.com/TNeenan/status/1321816147583508481
16.
It’s time to stop judging masculinity by if you can change a tire or chop down a tree. Can you be emotionally available to the people you love? Can you be honest about your feelings? How many Pokémon can you name without googling it?
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) October 26, 2020
17.
Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain pic.twitter.com/jZQ1krWcvI
— James Parker (@panoparker) October 29, 2020
18.
Finding a mask in your pocket is the new equivalent of finding a fiver.
— Tom Hobson (@tommythehobster) October 24, 2020
19.
His villain origin story https://t.co/qZ6ebB0eJs
— Kyle (@WordsByKyle) October 25, 2020
20.
https://twitter.com/FireBeets/status/1321477470248460288
21.
https://twitter.com/illucifer/status/1319940291219083264
22.
a solar eclipse and a tree is like “aw man I was eating that”
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) October 29, 2020
24.
https://twitter.com/WiseOldBitch/status/1319643786251730946
25.
How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/zT4sDdIgQf
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 23, 2020