Our favourite funny RSVPs to the Johnson-Symonds wedding invitations
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I’m really happy to hear that Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds are marrying each other. It’s about time something shit happened to them.
— Michael Legge (@michaellegge) May 23, 2021
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“I Alex take thee Carrie to be my wedded wife (unless I consider leaving the Union would bring significant personal advantages), for better, for richer, ‘til death or some fresh totty do us part, according to Rupert’s holy ordinance.”
— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) May 24, 2021
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Boris to miss five COBRA meetings to visit wedding fairs pic.twitter.com/Z0cQftJWF5
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) May 24, 2021
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Wanted: Tory donor to fund a divorce settlement in 2023-4, in exchange for a seat in the House of Lords.
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) May 24, 2021
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The whole country replying to rumours of Boris getting married. pic.twitter.com/DSWsrbNtpn
— Tim Bolton (@TimBolton01) May 24, 2021
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Carrie Symonds must have set the bar for a suitable husband very very low.
— Pete Timmins 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇫🇷 (@petertimmins3) May 24, 2021
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Carrie Symonds won't see your tweets, but your friends who've been waiting for their baby-daddy's latest divorce to come through so they can book their wedding and break the story via the ex they rely on to write uncritically about the man he was dumped for…where was I?…will.
— Grace Fletcher-Hackwood (@msgracefh) May 24, 2021
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With the announcement of the 30th July 2022 wedding, finally Carrie Symonds embarks on that inexorable process of becoming the PM's third ex-wife and Mother to his seventh, eighth or ninth abandoned child.
— Lolita Westinghouse (@lolwestinghouse) May 24, 2021
There was something particularly special about the reaction from John Lewis.
Congrats on setting a date @borisjohnson + @carriesymonds 💒
Come to think of it, we do offer a Wedding Wish List service 👀✨ https://t.co/kDh5hXEPPq
— John Lewis & Partners (@JohnLewisRetail) May 24, 2021
As @KymYSmith observed –
Top trolling! 😂 https://t.co/Qctv5VxTqd
— Kym 🕷️ 💙 (@KymYSmith) May 24, 2021
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