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‘If We Used IKEA Names for Everything’

Poke Staff. Updated August 16th, 2021

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The wonderful Jimmy Rees has imagined what conversations might be like if we used IKEA-style names for everything, and we could definitely live in a world with that much comedy.

YouTube user, Geoff Keen said –

“Lost it at pisslinger!🤣🤣🤣”

We all did, Geoff.

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