This job ad for people who ‘don’t cry’ got entirely the responses it deserved

The first in an occasional series, job ad of the week goes to this Californian juice bar which went viral over on Reddit because, well, have a read for yourself.

We’ve featured plenty of posts over the last few weeks from people highlighting their employer’s behaviour and the conditions they are expected to work under.

And this one goes straight to the top of the pile.

It was shared by Redditor djmattydand and got entirely the responses it deserved.

‘Completely doable to find someone like that … Depending on the hourly rate …’
Deepinthefryer

‘I feel like anybody who possess all of those traits would be level headed enough to not apply somewhere that had a sign like this.’
bvhj

‘Doesn’t cry??? 🚩🚩🚩’
harbjnger

‘I wouldn’t even be a patron if I saw that sign posted.’
Fallllling

‘Reads like a shitty dating profile.’
ucjuicy

‘Please be perfect and have no needs.’
sarelai

‘You know, just don’t be a human.’
Momik

To conclude …

‘Sounds like they’re looking for an android.’
Harry_Helvetica

‘Fitter, happier, more productive.’
redveinlover

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Source Reddit