Anagrams, parties and variants – 19 of the funniest tweets about the pandemic
As we all try to bat away those feelings of déjà vu, with rising Covid rates, mixed messaging from the government and promises of no looming lockdown, it’s good to know that the pandemic hasn’t eliminated people’s sense of humour – though it might have twisted it a bit.
Here’s the proof.
1.
James Melville is an anagram for "Male Jive Smell"
And that doesn't tell us anything either. pic.twitter.com/3USsL7Bwf4
— Otto English (@Otto_English) December 14, 2021
2.
Not getting Covid during the 10 days prior to Christmas is literally the worst adrenalin sport ever.
— Kate (@KateOfHysteria) December 15, 2021
3.
The booster protects against what, now? pic.twitter.com/lvF0W9l3jM
— John Osborn 🏳️🌈 (@john_osborn) December 8, 2021
4.
Remember when we all used to call it corona. No one calls it that anymore. It’s covid now isnt it. Call it corona these days and youll be laughed out the room and shunned by your peers. And quite right too. Get with the times or get out of dodge old timer. 👨🏻🦳
— alistair green (@mralistairgreen) December 14, 2021
5.
Nightclub owner on the news: "What are we meant to do if people don't have a COVID pass? Just not let them in and alienate them?" As someone who was once denied entrance to a club because I was wearing "the wrong kind of trainers" I'd like to invite him to fuck all the way off.
— Nathaniel Tapley (@Natt) December 15, 2021
6.
Named my testicles Delta and Omicron, because they're similar, but not exactly the same.
— Matho (@MathoInc) December 15, 2021
7.
She's taking your spit
She's checking it twice
She's finding if it's got that Omicron spice
Lateral Flo is coming to town— No Cheeses For Us Meeces (@Scriblit) December 14, 2021
8.
I don’t actually think anti vaxxers should be forced to wear a mask just a dunce hat is fine
— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) November 29, 2021
9.
When you catch a disease, the first thing to do is, no matter how ill you are, rearrange the letters of the disease to see if it spells anything
— Laura Lexx (@lauralexx) December 12, 2021
10.
Parents worried that education will suffer if schools break up early due to new variant reassured that at least pupils will have learnt entire Greek alphabet by January.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) November 29, 2021
