Our favourite funny tweets of 2021 – Part 2
Welcome to the 2021 round-up of our favourite tweets of the year – part 2. You can find tweets 1 to 50 via the link at the end, but it’s not like you need to read them first to understand a plot or anything.
We hope you enjoy these and find someone new to follow.
51.
We've all been there pic.twitter.com/0M1LtuT7IC
— Tasia Bass (@GroovyTasia) June 22, 2021
52.
In 1777 a woman named Jane Griffith stole two live ducks by stuffing them into the pocket of her petticoat and that's why they won't let women have pockets anymore
— Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 (@Ciaraioch) June 29, 2021
53.
crazy how married people view sleeping on the couch as a punishment while i, a single person, view it as my special little vacation
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) June 29, 2021
54.
jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) July 3, 2021
55.
the main thing that I have learned from watching bake off and the pottery throwdown is that there are exactly two British emotions: chuffed and gutted
— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) July 7, 2021
56.
In case you ever wanted to know what happens when a dog gets hold of a box of Sugar Puffs.😆😆 pic.twitter.com/R3yuWQteGT
— Lynn ♀️ (@limpet67) July 11, 2021
57.
Love it when you come home and Spider-Man has done the washing up. pic.twitter.com/QehnYY2095
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) July 13, 2021
58.
My brain to the name of the person that just introduced themselves to me pic.twitter.com/dU803a6sc8
— ThickyRicky (@theeRicoTaquito) July 21, 2021
59.
in my experience the best way to quickly recover from a cold is to spend $47.59 in the cold/flu aisle of your local pharmacy then leave the bag in your car or unopened on the kitchen counter overnight
— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) July 22, 2021
60.
Can't believe it's been 3 years since I visited the Louvre in Paris.
Can't wait to go traveling again pic.twitter.com/GYW8wlR6N7— joe heenan (@joeheenan) August 8, 2021
61.
Yesterday the vet asked if our cat was sleeping too much and I wondered if they knew she was, in fact, a cat.
— Felicia Navidad (@LostFelicia) July 31, 2021
62.
The greatest gift that one human being can ever give to another is their time. No, wait, it's a Selection Box!
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 31, 2021
63.
me ten minutes after getting out of the shower when i’m already an hour late pic.twitter.com/03JHRjuldl
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) August 8, 2021
64.
have we considered that Dr Oetker and Mr Kipling might be a Jekyll and Hyde situation?
— Jamie Fenton (@jjwfenton) August 14, 2021
65.
Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario
— lady of sophistication (@janky_jane) August 15, 2021
66.
Visited a country fair yesterday for the first time in years to watch the English Sheepdog trials. Cruel and farcical. Not one was legally represented. Wasn’t even clear what the allegations were.
— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) August 22, 2021
67.
if you think about it, really any movie could be titled The Thing
— Good Luck (@DoorHinge9) September 12, 2021
68.
Sorry, but there should be separate customer service phone lines for non-boomers. Of course I've already tried your website before phoning. I am not a maniac.
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) September 14, 2021
69.
adulthood is wild because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life
— trash jones (@jzux) September 17, 2021
70.
However badly your day's going my friend's 9 year old just came home with a trumpet.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) September 24, 2021
71.
I’m on the next Dragon’s Den show with a robot I’ve invented that can identify traffic lights in photographs.
— Fred MacAulay (@fredmacaulay) September 24, 2021
72.
got really excited about japanese politics for a minute there pic.twitter.com/u7FDKIuZlj
— Mary Tobler (@MaryTobler) September 29, 2021
73.
the adult version of "pinch, punch, first of the month" is several hundred pounds leaving my bank account for rent
— Ken Cheng twitch.tv/kenchengcomedy (@kenchengcomedy) October 2, 2021
74.
when I was just a little boy I asked my mother "what will I be? will I be pretty? will I be rich?" here's what she said to me: no
— joe (@mutablejoe) October 8, 2021
75.
Paul Weller named his twin sons John Paul & Bowie after his musical heroes. I did the same with my two boys, Amadeus & Shed Seven.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) October 10, 2021
