Our favourite funny tweets of 2021 – Part 2
76.
Scary fact: in London, you are never more than 9 feet away from a branch of Prêt
— MarianKeyes has written a sequel to RachelsHoliday (@MarianKeyes) October 11, 2021
77.
choosing to see my cat as an artist pic.twitter.com/BieBvJL9z3
— Emily Bernstein (@emilybern) October 10, 2021
78.
One of Enid Blyton’s grittier tales. pic.twitter.com/mdIYZpMiJd
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) October 18, 2021
79.
536 years of hurt, never stopped me dreaming pic.twitter.com/HwtVuYrIr6
— Madeline Grant (@Madz_Grant) October 16, 2021
80.
Biggest lie known to man pic.twitter.com/HGo9K9iqRW
— JunglistYuleTideYid (@JunglistYid) October 24, 2021
81.
<the domestication of dogs>
wolf: I’m gonna eat your babies
human: what if, instead of that: blankets and peanut butter
wolf: ……..I’m listening
— Charlotte Moore-Lambert (@cavaticat) October 24, 2021
82.
Me distracting security while my wife steals a ps5 pic.twitter.com/1JnApAkWQV
— Menace James (@LadiesLuhhJames) October 26, 2021
83.
I’ve come to the conclusion that people who basically demand you explain a tweet to them as they don’t understand it are probably the same people who use their local Facebook group to find out what time big Asda opens.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 27, 2021
84.
Say what you like about The Beatles but they knew how to defend a free-kick. pic.twitter.com/2KOe4sf9nZ
— Kofflad (@SettingsLad) November 3, 2021
85.
I was thinking about getting a Peloton but realised we already had a perfectly good clothes horse
— Chris (@_Papaglitch_) November 4, 2021
86.
Imagine being so bored that you read the bit that comes before the recipe.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 1, 2021
87.
speak to your doctor to make sure your heart is healthy enough for cold toilet seat season
— WittySassBasket™ (@WittySassBasket) November 8, 2021
88.
My daughter cringed this morning when I asked her to pass my telephone. I might as well have asked her to turn on the wireless and dictated a telegram to send whilst running her errands.
— Shaparak Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) November 15, 2021
89.
She lost weight. She didn't make a deal with a sea witch. pic.twitter.com/SNzg4QEWs7
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) November 15, 2021
90.
‘Heathcliff, it's me,
I'm Catty
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window’ pic.twitter.com/JKAyhX32u7— Amanda Abbington (@CHIMPSINSOCKS) November 20, 2021
91.
I feel old when people complain Succession's titles are too long. What, 90 seconds maybe? When I was a kid it took longer than that for the TV to even come on. And then the opening theme would be a four-minute ballad sung by the show's lead actors.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) November 8, 2021
92.
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) December 4, 2021
93.
Fool me once shame on you
Fool me 7 times you must be a car that looks like mine in the mall parking lot— PieGuy (@ilovepie84) November 28, 2021
94.
Constantly baffling to me how, after nine-and-a-half years of it never harming a hair on his head, the dog remains 100% convinced the hoover intends to kill him.
— Max Morgan ️️⚧️ (@SpillerOfTea) November 30, 2021
95.
Can already tell this is gonna be a messy break-up pic.twitter.com/GZKmvQR3Ea
— chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler) December 1, 2021
96.
I'm cash poor but spare-napkins-in-my-glove-compartment rich
— Lil Bit (@LizerReal) December 5, 2021
97.
“All I want is one nice photo”
My kids: pic.twitter.com/yhGv9sNdZu— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) December 8, 2021
98.
Bring back tv theme songs that explain the whole premise of the show
— Dana Schwartz 🫀 (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 18, 2021
99.
Some Things Never Change 😀#archaeohistories pic.twitter.com/MRAQXMtzqv
— Archaeo – Histories (@archeohistories) December 14, 2021
100.
marriage is basically just asking "if you're going to the kitchen could you refill my water" back and forth until one of you dies
— amy b (@arb) November 7, 2021
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Our favourite funny tweets of 2021 – Part 1
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