How not to order a wedding cake

Poke Staff. Updated January 1st, 2022

We could only speculate on what might make someone realise they need a wedding cake with just days to go, but the person who did just that in this screenshot also seems to think the world operates like an episode of Bake Off.

Perhaps the previous cakemaker got the same treatment.

Reddit users had thoughts – some with NSFW language.

You know that when it comes to price they’d be haggling saying they have a cousin who could do it for $300 but the cousin is busy so they’ll be willing to pay $500 but only cause this is a rush job.
Correct-Cockroach-68

“On tv they make a cake like this in an hour including commercials”
bananaman60

“On TV people fight zombies, vampires, and travel back in time. TV isn’t reality, what’s your point?”
Dabrigstar

If somebody ended it with “are you a beginner” it would go from “no” to “fuck off” in about a second.
contraband_sandwich

If only she’d mentioned she could pay in exposure …
whytheraintho

Not too big, only enough for 300 people…

You wonder what else this CB grossly underestimates in life.

“I need this car serviced and could you check for any faults”

“Sure, what’s been going wrong with it?

“Nothing much, it only exploded slightly when I started it this morning”
Kangto201

This is the answer the cake decorator should have given, courtesy of u/LurkerTroll.

“Then get your cake from the TV”

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