Twitter united to live-tweet Eurovision – 37 sure-fire hits
20.
"i watch eurovision for the plot"
the plot:#eurovision pic.twitter.com/UvvGOAQ5NA
— Seddera Side 🦋✨ (@sedderaside) May 14, 2022
21.
therapist: don’t worry, floating cattelan head doesn’t exist, he won’t hurt you
floating cattelan head:#Eurovision #esc2022 pic.twitter.com/RZCrhANF38
— kia 🍂 aled missing hours (@bl4ckvoid) May 14, 2022
22.
there should be a ballad limit for #eurovision. 20% of the songs can be about feelings but the other 80% should just be shaking ass
— Cassie (@Cassiesmyth) May 14, 2022
23.
We like to think Mika has had those stuck to his body all night.#Eurovision pic.twitter.com/qAoTPjn8IS
— innocent drinks (@innocent) May 14, 2022
24.
Spoil your #Eurovision vote by dropping your phone in the toilet.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 14, 2022
25.
Mika is 38 YEARS OLD?!
He looks younger than Pound Shop Idina Menzel there! #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/Nd7612kUPk
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) May 14, 2022
26.
Vladimir Putin finding out who won #Eurovision #ukr pic.twitter.com/isH3gNyCzu
— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) May 14, 2022
27.
I'm so sorry, I love Lithuania's song but this is all I can think of #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/mQ9taOSFKY
— Joe Sharkey (@wittyusrname6) May 10, 2022
28.
I see no difference. #ESC2022 #Eurovision #Eurovision2022 pic.twitter.com/IX7y1bGXU0
— Forgiven Rebellion (@Lyzitas_) May 14, 2022
29.
I don't how else to describe it but this man looks like every single Wolves player. pic.twitter.com/WLRL3rwGzZ
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) May 14, 2022
30.
You know when they say, “voting is now closed. Please don’t call now as your vote won’t count and you will still be charged”?
Why don’t they just take the phone off the hook?#Eurovision
— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) May 14, 2022
31.
#Eurovision pic.twitter.com/4oqo3hLTbS
— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) May 14, 2022
32.
#Eurovision #ESC2022 pic.twitter.com/uInNoZlSKu
— Eli (@1NessunaE100000) May 14, 2022
33.
Moldova rocking up to bring a classic banger after too many ballads #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/9ohBEIg75B
— Gwdihŵ 🦉 (@youwouldknow) May 14, 2022
34.
Is this what straight men feel like when England do well in the World Cup?? #Eurovision
— Joe Locke (@joelocke03) May 14, 2022
35.
People kicking off that Ukraine only won Eurovision coz of the war like it matters. Guys, it's Eurovision, it's not important to how the world works. It's not like they awarded a load of selfish incompetents frontbench positions in Britain just coz of where they went to school.
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) May 15, 2022
36.
Don't care about #Eurovision . I won Russiavision. Got 146% of vote.
Sang "Those were the days". Seemed best choice. pic.twitter.com/9vougmRqBv
— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) May 15, 2022
37.
Of course there was a sympathy vote in the Eurovision!
The whole world knows what this corrupt government & Brexit have done to the UK!— Steve Bray Activist Against Brexit +Corrupt Tories (@snb19692) May 15, 2022
It’s probably just as well that the UK didn’t win.
Just to be clear, WE CANNOT AFFORD THE ELECTRICITY TO HOST THIS. #Eurovision
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 14, 2022
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