Facebook judging this table to be too sexy was funny – but the comments made it even better

Poke Staff. Updated July 24th, 2022

A Redditor named u/t0m1kaze was pretty surprised to get this message when they listed an item for sale on Facebook.

We’re going to show you the image, and you’ll be relieved to know that not only is it completely safe for work, but it’d be safe for your very religious maiden aunt too.

Check this out.

It’s not too sexy for anyone’s shirt. It’s not too sexy for Milan. It is, however, too sexy for Facebook.

The comments played along beautifully.

Nathan extending dining table. Ban this filth.
Pine_Marten_

Reported for sexual content.
Bpool91

At least NSFW the post.
the_sun_flew_away

Cover those table legs mother, they’re inflamin’ my ardour. Puffs pipe.
Jhonbus

I don’t want to buy the table but can I pay you to spend an hour alone with it?
Tembldrock

Get that thing listed on ebay for 10k as a sexy table with certification by Zuckerberg himself.
sowhatm8

Stupid sexy tables
Top-Implement5300

Never mind the table, look at the size of the knobs on the sideboard!
OhSoSilver

u/Stepjamm had a suggestion.

Someone wants your table but can’t afford it yet, they’re just keeping it off the market, the clever bastards.

There’s only one thing left to say –

via Gfycat

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