This ‘pro tip’ for wannabe millionaires prompted some priceless takedowns – these 19 cut straight to the chase

11.

You like Huey Lewis and the News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Sports’ came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

— AutPen 3.8 🥒 (@ArtyVapes) August 1, 2022

12.

my friends probably talk about business (landlords), money (lack thereof) and fitness (ow, my knees) more than whichever corporate away day Steve thinks is a friends group https://t.co/SsQPQ95tVi

— Hazel Southwell (@HSouthwellFE) August 2, 2022

13.

Aside from anything else, the people who say these sort of things are always the most booooooring people to talk about business and money with. https://t.co/37k95qR4Ts

— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) August 2, 2022

14.

By age 30, you should have a group of friends that can do whole rosters' worth of Remembering Some Guys. You need friends who will say, "Hey… David Dellucci. Remember him?" Anyone who wants to talk about anything else is sick and unserious. https://t.co/Wp6R0uXhkr

— Emma Baccellieri (@emmabaccellieri) August 2, 2022

15.

I don't want boring friends though? https://t.co/iKanC8JhAl

— John Duncan (@Johntheduncan) August 1, 2022

16.

If any of my mates tried to talk business, money and fitness with me I'd tell them to fuck clean off. https://t.co/Qdb19RqNc6

— Taylor Payne (@TaylorandPayne) August 1, 2022

17.

Note: Billionaire habits are different. You can have friends who talk about anything.

— Paul Graham (@paulg) August 2, 2022

18.

By age 50, you should have a group of friends to whom you can say "Let's go," and will immediately know it's time to get your Mexican buddy back from the corrupt general or die trying. https://t.co/pz8PS3fSnq pic.twitter.com/9Ha7IFgkiJ

— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) August 2, 2022

19.

https://twitter.com/disco_socialist/status/1554293789480472576?s=20&t=U0yOHjrwXHHEOxJ3BVoakQ

To conclude …

https://twitter.com/xAccioPeace/status/1554328758794199040?s=20&t=U0yOHjrwXHHEOxJ3BVoakQ

And this.

I'd rather have no friends https://t.co/O8E7NaAHSm

— quim wexler (@sheikyerbouti_) August 2, 2022

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