25 favourite tweets of the week
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Looks like I picked the wrong day to make fondue in my sleeping bag.
— Paul Litchfield (@MrPLitchfield) August 11, 2022
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founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) August 11, 2022
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Today I was told I was a terrible mother. Luckily I don't put much stock in other's opinions, especially a 3yo who's biggest problem is having to wear shoes.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) August 11, 2022
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Here's my pitch: a Predator movie but the Predator shows up in 1987 while they're on set filming the original Predator movie
— Ken Cheng twitch.tv/kenchengcomedy (@kenchengcomedy) August 7, 2022
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Pope Francis returns from a visit to the vet… pic.twitter.com/RcgDge3AyE
— Alison Nicolson-Rae (@Nicolsonraea) August 8, 2022
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They know what you did last summer pic.twitter.com/3oR0rCbZP5
— MF FairyPrincessSmoo (@Smooheed) August 8, 2022
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I’m a writer because one time an English teacher read my dumb essay to the class as an example of how to write and I’ve been chasing that high of external yet ultimately meaningless validation ever since.
— amil (@amil) August 6, 2022
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I want a slasher movie where the killer is an old lady who's just sick to death of people's shit
— Jen Mierisch (@JenMierisch) August 10, 2022
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there is no way I’m buying wifi enabled appliances. I don’t need the washer talking back to me with things like “ooh too cheap to spring for fabric softener”
— 🇨🇦🍁SueCorvette 🍁🇨🇦 (@suecorvette) August 7, 2022
23.
Washed out as a mathlete. Now I (secretly) call myself an algebranaut.
— Blather Wince Repeat (@xerxesbigboy) August 9, 2022
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Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to put away laundry” for the past five or six days.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 9, 2022
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your kid: *3:22 am* look what I drew pic.twitter.com/myM7WA8uPk
— an english human (@English_Channel) August 11, 2022
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