Simply 9 times Jeremy Clarkson ended up owned on Twitter and it’s A*
It’s that time of the year – A-level results day, to be precise – when Jeremy Clarkson goes on Twitter to tell everyone how well he’s doing despite not getting the grades he might have hoped for.
And this year, naturally, was no different.
Don’t worry if your A level results are disappointing. I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently holidaying on this boat. pic.twitter.com/f7BQxi86wS
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 18, 2022
So we thought we’d look back on 9 times the former Top Gear presenter turned farmer (and much else besides) was royally owned on Twitter.
1. When he threw shade at the extreme heat
It’s very hot in the south of France but so far as I know, there’s no DefCon 8 level 3 killer death heatwave warning in place.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) July 17, 2022
They've literally evacuated 14,000 people from Southern France Jeremy. Because it's on fire. https://t.co/ixx0lDOfwt
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) July 17, 2022
2. When so many people made the same joke about his annual A-Levels tweet it started trending
If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 10, 2021
He has since gone on to obtain an N and a T. https://t.co/GzEyiD7z6l
— Steve Blair (@UniversalExile) August 10, 2021
3. When he belittled the science behind the Covid lockdowns
Jeremy Clarkson hits out at Covid scientists and lockdowns: ‘If you die, you die’ https://t.co/6w1klPI6ln
— The Independent (@Independent) August 3, 2021
Strong brave words from a man who punched a colleague because his food was tepid https://t.co/P8hm9Se7SE
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 3, 2021
4. When he mocked this footballer (and his hair)
James Maddison. Too long at the barber’s. Not enough time practicing football.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 18, 2019
Stick to cars mate. Can count on 1 hand how many trims you’ve got left #thin https://t.co/z1mDh177q8
— James Maddison (@Madders10) August 18, 2019
5. When he moaned about ‘today’s youth’
'Young people are too sensitive' says grown man who punched another grown man because his dinner wasn't ready pic.twitter.com/x6avZvdbNw
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 19, 2018
6. When he suffered a near miss with a driverless car
Jeremy Clarkson was nearly hit twice in a matter of minutes by driverless cars. Their failure must give serious cause for concern that they are not ready for roads.
— Chris Doyle (@Doylech) November 19, 2017
Concerns that they are already sentient. https://t.co/65yPxdUn0h
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) November 19, 2017
7. When Nish Kumar said this
A level results not great? Don’t worry, I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently building a large house with far reaching views of the Cotswolds
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 13, 2020
Instead of tweeting "my A-Levels were shit & I'm still a millionaire" how about you appreciate your experience is of no relevance to a group of people graduating into a global pandemic & a government who decided to have the papers marked down by HAL from 2001 & shut the fuck up.
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) August 13, 2020
8. When he called Greta Thunberg a ‘spoiled brat’
A girl trying save the planet, is called a spoilt brat by a man who punched someone for getting his food wrong : / pic.twitter.com/9KJmnnvrwz
— Tim Burgess (@Tim_Burgess) September 28, 2019
9. And finally, when he tried to be clever on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Jeremy Clarkson doing a great job on who wants to be a millionaire 🤦🏽♂️ pic.twitter.com/S7zLipH5kU
— Richard (@Ingy1982) May 11, 2018
Concerns that they are already sentient. https://t.co/65yPxdUn0h
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) November 19, 2017
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