This snappy dressing question got even snappier comebacks
Over on r/CleverComebacks, u/Imaginary_Animal8887 has shared a screenshot that meets the brief.
That was good, but it wasn’t the only comeback in town. Redditors had their own reasons for not dressing like that 24/7.
I dressed like this for a while and got called pretentious and weird. So I stopped dressing like this.
Humidity and dry cleaning.
24/7 would be day and night. Can I be comfortable at night in bed trying to sleep at least?
What’s stopping you? Everyone calling you a pompous douche for dressing like this every day.
I don’t belong in a barber shop quartet.
Also that’s just way too much effort. You are lucky if I’m matching.
I don’t have a permanent metal rod up my ass to pull off that posture.
In fact, u/bubbaliciouswasmyfave went a little further.
I’m single, work from home and get all me groceries delivered… why the f*ck would I even get dressed?