Either somebody forgot to proofread this juicer ad – or it’s a health & safety nightmare

Poke Staff. Updated November 16th, 2022

Whoever wrote the description of this masticating juicer, shared on r/funny by @Signal_Missing, either didn’t proofread their work or they’re in the pay of a rival company.

Have a look at what they said about it.

We’d probably just buy the one that doesn’t have a 30% juice yield, but won’t hospitalise your kids and then break. Redditors had some thoughts.

So it’ll break easier and makes 30% kid juice.
EthansFreddit

At least it’s easily damaged, can save the kids then.
jokergrin

I know so little about juice and children that I can’t tell which feature set is supposed to be “better.”
SidewaysFancyPrance

Easily damaged and it’ll chew your baby all to shit, but it’ll juice the fuck out of some mangoes.
SharonInfections

I do like my juicers to be a potential threat to children!
Heroh341

Survival of the fittest, Timmy!
Butterbuddah

Finally bringing back some natural selection.
Heliolord

u/WorthMarsupial6101 hit the nail on the head.

Someone’s getting fired in the marketing dept.

Source r/funny