‘What do we all pretend no-one does but in truth we all do it?’ – 23 funniest (and most relatable) responses

13.

‘Fart in public.

‘I was at Home Depot a few months back and I was walking down an aisle and another dude was walking down that same aisle towards me. When he realized I would be walking where he just was his exact words were, “I bout just shit my pants right over there, maybe give it a minute before you head that way”…

‘I’ve never been so appreciative towards a complete stranger. That’s real looking out for your fellow man right there! We’ve all been out and unknowingly walked through someone else’s fart… or had someone else walk through ours …’
jmedi11

14.

‘Fantasize about doing something/someone you shouldn’t.’
MarcusAntione

15.

‘Talking to ourselves.’
Mr_Lexu

16.

‘Tell small lies. Particularly to make us and others feel better.’
Actuaryba

17.

‘I don’t know if we all do it, but open a card and pretend not to see cash fall out while reading the card. Haha.’
SadTattooedGirl

18.

‘Look up words that people use because we don’t know the meaning even though we pretend to when they are talking.’
j_grouchy

19.

‘Judge other people.’
PleasedBeez

20.

‘Making up fake scenarios in our head.’
Mania08

21.

‘Thinking about embarrassing moments.’
Hot_Wine_2004

22.

‘Kicking the ice cube that fell under the refrigerator, so we don’t have to pick it up.’
ayjparra

23.

‘Recently I had to insist that my wife knocks loudly and waits before opening my son’s bedroom door.

‘I really had to explain why FFS! I know he’s constantly jacking off, but he would be mortified if anyone knew, especially his parents.’
stateofyou

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