21 ‘tastefully offensive’ tweets that hilariously capture the way we live now
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Had a colleague tell me, “To be clear, I’m not depressed. I’m reacting appropriately to the world around me”. Oof, felt that.
— Adam B. Hill, M.D. (@Adamhill1212) January 12, 2022
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It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see what you could’ve made
— Dan Kaufman (@D_Kauf11) December 11, 2022
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[doing things I’m bad at]
“ugh, I suck at everything”[doing things I’m good at]
“this doesn’t count because it’s easy for me”— ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse) September 22, 2022
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no movie can be so good that i will sit for 4 hours and watch it. that is simply too long. It should be 8 30 minute episodes which I will watch end to end without interruption
— Llama in a Tux (@LlamaInaTux) March 18, 2021
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jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) July 3, 2021
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i absolutely love standing in the kitchen sharing a pack of ham with my dog. you get a slice i get a slice we’re having a good time
— kate tea (@kaatiemxx) April 7, 2022
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The closest feeling to a snow day as an adult is not having to wash a measuring cup because you only used it for water
— RiRi (@RiadhEgan) January 18, 2023
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My boyfriend & I each had a cat when we moved in together. Normally, mine sits with me and his sits with him. But tonight we are sitting in each others chairs, so now we are sitting with each others cats.
Turns out, our cats are attached to the spots they sit, not us at all 😂
— Dr Emma Beckett (@DrEmmaBeckett) October 9, 2019
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daughter: can i keep the night light on?
me: and provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? use your head, sweetie
— ∞ + 1 (@stuckinaportal) August 27, 2019
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Hey if a public bathroom door is locked don’t forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety
— The Dad (@thedad) April 9, 2018
And you can find lots more ‘tastefully offensive’ stuff here.
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