23 funniest tweets about life with kids
13.
I’m on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, “I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I can’t find it”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) February 9, 2023
14.
Last week a friend told me she’s looking forward to her toddler turning 3 because she’s tired of the defiant stage. I’m still laughing.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) November 11, 2022
15.
At some point we grow up and cut the narcissistic, self-entitled, self-destructive friends out of our lives and get toddlers instead
— Seb Downie-Blackwell (tired) (@DownieSeb) February 9, 2023
16.
Calm before the storm, but it’s just me on the couch enjoying two sips of my hot coffee before the kids wake up.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 7, 2023
17.
Sorry I’m late, I was combing granola bar out of my daughter’s hair for 25 minutes
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) February 6, 2023
18.
I've figured it out. The easiest way to get my kids to eat vegetables is to make vegetables and tell them I only made enough for myself.
— The Dad (@thedad) February 10, 2023
19.
My daughter just took the cream of 3 Oreos, rolled it into a ball and called it a cream ball and I don’t know if I should ground her or sell them at the farmer’s market.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) February 9, 2023
20.
My child named a squash and is now crying because I cut the squash up for dinner. This is parenthood.
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) February 7, 2023
21.
but what if I coughed on it
-toddlers
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) February 7, 2023
22.
Toddlers and dogs are virtually the same thing.
If they aren't entertained they will destroy your house.
They are pretty emotionally needy.
Also so much poop.
Cats are like teenagers.
They sleep all day, do weird stuff at night and will give you cattitude.#ProbablyFacts— Bunsen and BEAKER (@bunsenbernerbmd) February 2, 2023
23.
My 3-year-old telling me she didn’t flush any toys down the toilet is not as reassuring as she thinks it is.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 4, 2023
It’s important to give children someone to look up to.
my 5 year old watching the most death defying parkour videos of all time: can you do that, daddy?
me: yes
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 9, 2023
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Simply 28 of the funniest tweets on the highs and lows of parenthood
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