Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
nice idyllic small town ya got here…it’d be a shame if it harbored a deadly secret
— skip intro (@chuchugoogoo) February 26, 2023
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There's no joy like finding a snack that you absolutely love and your kids absolutely hate. You can eat it in front of them and nobody takes it from you.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) February 28, 2023
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It is the end of days. pic.twitter.com/Xu56C22zEd
— Douglas Cheape (@CheapeDouglas) February 25, 2023
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Still far too much of my kitchen cupboard space is taken up by ingredients that I needed 5g of for a recipe that I made once 9 years ago, which tasted awful.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) February 27, 2023
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Norwegian mafia boss accusing his henchmen of ratting him out to the cops: pic.twitter.com/a9j81AOcMf
— Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) February 26, 2023
18.
My 10yo saw a picture of an aardvark and called it an “off-brand anteater” and I honestly can’t think of a better description.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) February 27, 2023
19.
I keep seeing adverts telling me my bike needs chunkier wheels, and I'm getting thicken tyred of it.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) February 27, 2023
20.
Can we go skydiving on our first date? I want to hear what you sound like when you think you might die.
-me, flirting
— Sassy Succubus (@SthrnSmokeshow) March 2, 2023
21.
Checking into a hotel: "Would you like to choose the view from your room?"
Me: "What a great idea… uh?" pic.twitter.com/SQRp3YtdwN
— dan barker (@danbarker) February 26, 2023
22.
My husbands jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day he looked at my calendar and wanted to know who June was.
— Friia9.0 (@Friia10) March 1, 2023
23.
How to distinguish between moths and goths – a diagram. pic.twitter.com/EtqkNPkvaU
— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) February 27, 2023
24.
Sorry I haven't tweeted in a couple of days. My kid followed me from room to room making really obnoxious whale noises and I feel like I've gotten a taste of my own medicine
— Robo Justin (Buffering) (@justinmatic5000) March 1, 2023
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Here's a little song I wrote about working from home while all the kids are on school break it's called "OHMYGOD WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW" and a one and a two
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 28, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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