You don’t need to be a Dad to enjoy our latest bumper crop of 32 wonderful ‘Dad Jokes’
17.
I’ve done a survey on how people walk home from the pub.
The results are staggering…#SundayMorning
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) February 5, 2023
18.
Did my first nude painting yesterday…
The neighbours weren't happy but the front door looks great!#fridaymorning
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) February 3, 2023
19.
Got this bloke round to decorate my house.
When he finished it was all yellow. pic.twitter.com/d2lLZbKlr2
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) January 30, 2023
20.
In the supermarket this guy threw a block of cheese at me and then a pint of milk!
I thought, how dairy!#MondayMorning
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) January 30, 2023
21.
Just found out I've failed my German exam.
Sacre bleu!
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) January 27, 2023
22.
To the person who stole my trainers and hi-viz jacket…
You can run, but you can't hide.
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) April 3, 2022
23.
Remind me, what month is Christmas in? pic.twitter.com/sMASGtmwJZ
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) August 7, 2022
24.
Stop. pic.twitter.com/xjDDXzPI7R
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) August 12, 2022
25.
Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA…
However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) November 15, 2022
26.
I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?”
He replied “EXETER MATE! EXETER MATE!”#DoctorWhoDay
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) November 23, 2022
27.
…Hey Jude pic.twitter.com/i6c2kbG81x
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) November 18, 2021
28.
My dad used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more"
Great bloke…
Terrible anaesthetist…
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) September 23, 2022
29.
Just got a job as senior director at Old MacDonald's Farm.
I'm the CIEIO.#FridayMorning
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) September 30, 2022
30.
I was doing a crossword in the pub and said to my Scottish friend;
“I'm stuck on one, ‘trapped on a desert island, eight letters, starting with M’ “He said “Marooned”
I replied “Thanks, I'll have a pint of lager then !”#StAndrewsDay
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) November 30, 2022
31.
I’ve been sacked as the singer in a D:Ream tribute band as I kept getting the lyrics wrong…
Oh well, I guess things can only improve.
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) August 3, 2022
32.
I once sat next to a very pushy insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams gig.
And through it all, he offered me protection…
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) October 2, 2022
BONUS
I bought this jug whilst on holiday in Barbados.
It’s the Pyrex of the Caribbean… pic.twitter.com/YjAniZAbZF
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) April 6, 2023
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