Tory MP Damian Green fondly recalled swimming in raw sewage and everybody took the p*ss
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Kids nowadays.
Utter wimps.
Moaning about SATs.
All wanting to go Trans.
Addicted to vaping.
Lovely to see Tory MP Damian Green harking back to the good old Non-Woke days when we use to swim in sewage.
The weedy kids of today would never do that!
😡🇬🇧
pic.twitter.com/h2X7MPPmcS— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) May 18, 2023
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Tories now taking lines directly from the Naked Gun films https://t.co/7exGWO4nLv pic.twitter.com/6DozDL9JRi
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 18, 2023
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'Under our plan, all children will grow up with fond memories of swimming in sewage…' https://t.co/7h8OKn8mNR
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) May 18, 2023
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When I was a child we didn’t wear seatbelts & as a special treat we were allowed to stand up in the car w/ our heads out of the sun roof, pretending we were on safari!
Ingesting 💩 when you go for a swim is NOT NORMAL or SAFE & is totally unacceptable in 2023 🇬🇧!@DamianGreen
— Dr Ali G #IStandWithUkraine 🇺🇦🌻 #NHS💙 (@AlisonGeorge10) May 18, 2023
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To be clear – swimming in sewage isn’t acceptable.
And being able to afford a cheese sandwich should be a given for families.
What isn’t acceptable is dragging the country backwards then telling people to lump it.
— Jemma Forte (@jemmaforte) May 18, 2023
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Are you sure you were swimming in sewage and not just going through the motions? https://t.co/iL3wLA0HA6
— Harry Flowers (@HrryFlwrs) May 18, 2023
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Imagine if we had a ruling party that went on TV shows to talk about all the great advances they'd made while in power and how life was demonstrably better for the viewer, instead of telling them that cheese is a luxury and swimming in shit 50 years ago means it's ok to do now.
— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) May 18, 2023
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Let’s get some bunting around the sewage outlet and bring back the good old days! https://t.co/yJvhs0aWlz
— Mark Thomas (@markthomasinfo) May 18, 2023
Professor Brian Cox invoked the Four Yorkshiremen.
You were lucky. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would… https://t.co/JmyVHjvpGx
— Brian Cox (@ProfBrianCox) May 18, 2023
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Feargal Sharkey totally nailed the beach sewage scandal and it’s 2 minutes very well spent
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