Our 26 favourite jokes and memes about the Glastonbury Festival
14.
How to recreate a festival at home:
– Don’t shower until next week
– Don’t flush your toilet
– Say “oh my god” in horror every time you open the bathroom door
– Say “I’ll be okay in a minute” a lot
– Lose your phone
– Have an existential crisis
– Spend hours trying to…— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 21, 2023
15.
GLASTONBURY ORGANISERS. Why not rename the toilet area outside your comedy tent "WC Fields".
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 22, 2023
16.
I’m sure Glastonbury is amazing but I’ve just paused Celebrity Gogglebox to put some oven chips in and have a wee on a clean toilet.
— Sarah Millican (@SarahMillican75) June 23, 2023
17.
Nice to see the Babadook enjoying Glastonbury. pic.twitter.com/OWhgvbFWgq
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) June 24, 2023
18.
Brandon Flowers looks like he's about to try and sell me a monorail. pic.twitter.com/avrw5Qhuyo
— Sam Huxley (@samhuxley) June 25, 2023
19.
when you retweet yourself #Glastonbury pic.twitter.com/tFuwtKjONP
— Sophie Hall (@SophLouiseHall) June 25, 2023
20.
To most he’s Elton John, to his family he’s Reg Dwight but in his heart he’s still Stan Ding.#Glastonbury
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) June 25, 2023
21.
‘Now to introduce a very special guest who’s going to join me for this next song – please give it up for Guy!’ #Glastonbury pic.twitter.com/cnVi9umTST
— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) June 25, 2023
22.
Elton now just showing random video footage of when he broke down on the M3 and waited for the RAC to arrive. #Glastonbury pic.twitter.com/SfuC0mFm5q
— Andy (@alreadytaken74) June 25, 2023
23.
Going to be riots on the streets of Britain if we've got ourselves all worked up for a guest appearance from Britney and we get Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word with Blue instead #Glastonbury
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) June 25, 2023
24.
I never watch Glastonbury, but I heard Jill at the village shop say that Elton “Rocked Glasto” last night.
This surprised me.
Firstly:Jill’s loose language.
Secondly:Upset that a Marxist like Ben Elton,who called Rishi a sociopath,should be praised for his derogatory wrap music😡 pic.twitter.com/sg3EaIHwkb— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) June 26, 2023
25.
Dua Lipa everytime Elton John rang her to come do a duet at Glastonbury. pic.twitter.com/zDv6urONIr
— Alexander Newton (@AlexTheNewton) June 26, 2023
26.
My greatest fear at Glastonbury would be the camera zooming in on me confidently belting the wrong words
— Em (@emilyeasson98) June 25, 2023
BONUS
“Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for… THE MEAT DRAW!” #Glastonbury pic.twitter.com/HB4oYZGcpF
— Andy (@alreadytaken74) June 25, 2023
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