21 Awfully British House Rules to keep things ticking along

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We don’t use the plug, we use a plastic bowl in the sink instead.. why? Mommy said so.. #AwfullyBritishHouseRules pic.twitter.com/m4XpiqCrXc

— A Naturalized Citizen ™ (@Mister_Kitt) September 11, 2023

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Never throw batteries away leave them loose in a drawer mixed up with new batteries so you have to keep swapping them to see which ones work when you need them #AwfullyBritishHouseRules

— @SeecretDoris (@seecretdoris1) September 10, 2023

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Message me when you get home so I know you're not dead#AwfullyBritishHouseRules

— Lie Anderson (@30pLie) September 11, 2023

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The washing machine takes one sock per wash and turns it into a Tupper wear lid that doesn't fit any of your containers. #AwfullyBritishHouseRules

— Jack David (@FFS_WhatNow) September 11, 2023

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Leave some room on the sofa for everybody else #AwfullyBritishHouseRules pic.twitter.com/fIotriyk6S

— Richard Pulsford is at Dundee Fringe on 17th Sept (@RichardPulsford) September 10, 2023

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Take a few of the 147 bags for life you have stuffed in a kitchen cupboard with you when you do the big shop. #AwfullyBritishHouseRules

— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) September 10, 2023

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; the stairs are an accepted storage area, as what began as a pile of stuff to be taken upstairs evolves into an elaborate system: each step an allocated shelf for bills, bags, books, junk etc which can never be moved or the house will descend into chaos #AwfullyBritishHouseRules pic.twitter.com/w0lRsW5PTc

— Madi; fighting myself to stay alive ♡ (@_madi_faith) September 11, 2023

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#AwfullyBritishHouseRules
No putting empty wrappers back in the box! pic.twitter.com/h6tXIXUDGY

— Just Nic.. sometimes a photographer (@tismenic70) September 10, 2023

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You must say "right then" and slap your knees before getting up to leave someone's house #AwfullyBritishHouseRules

— Jane Ferguson (@janefergo) September 11, 2023

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Always leave “the landing light” on when going out so as to deter potential burglars!!#AwfullyBritishHouseRules

— Just me Stevie. (@Stevie5667) September 11, 2023

There are rules even if the house is 10 Downing Street.

You must carry out all your ‘work meetings’ in the garden #AwfullyBritishHouseRules pic.twitter.com/CsU17VzVNO

— Fi (@rahhead01) September 10, 2023

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