If there’s an award for funny reviews, this TikToker has won it hands down
Emily Haswell is a deinfluencer. While many TikTok accounts are putting the hard sell on a variety of clothes, Emily is out there giving her brutally honest and frankly hilarious opinions – complete with some unique modelling moves.
A recent garment to come in for her biting scrutiny is a dress in the style of a combined jumper and skirt. Don’t take a mouthful of liquid before you watch this unless you want to spray your phone/laptop.
@myemtv @Emily Haswell just realized that when I belt it I look like yassified shrek. #freepeopledupes #freepeoplehaul #freepeoplestyle #freepeopletryon #freepeopleamazon #momstyle #amazonfreepeoplelook #amazonfreepeoplefinds #sweatshirtdress #deinfluencing #deinfluencer #funny #foryoupage ♬ original sound – Emily Haswell
“Let’s talk about the proportions of this absolute monstrosity.
These are where my nipples are – and this is where my skirt starts. Nipples. Skirt. Nipples. Skirt. Does that seem correct to you?
Do you think …you want me to have a skirt high up like you’re an old timey boxer?”
Emily already has a strong following, but we suspect this can only boost it – if the reactions are anything to go by.
The old timey boxer reference was SPOT ON. I am cackling.
I think I *might* be able to pull off that dress, but only because I have a super short torso, but I’d also look like a sickly Victorian child, soo…
I’ve been seeing everyone obsessed with this and I felt like I was being punked.
Kinda looks like me as a baby ngl.
The amount of times I just fall for clothes that are just sacks.
“I have never looked more like a rectangle” will now be a part of my everyday vernacular. Thank you.
Do you rehearse these or make it up as you go along? Either way I’m living for it.
This had me wheezing laughing – you’re such a delight!
I wore a similar thing to my first day of 7th grade and someone started a rumor I was pregnant. IN 7TH GRADE.
My brain struggled to make the dress make sense. It failed.
Mine hasn’t come in yet but I already want to return it.
You got me struggling to stay quiet in this library.
I would absolutely look like SpongeBob SquarePants in that.
The only reviews I want from now on are from you!
We didn’t see this coming.
Wait, Emily, I actually want this now.
Hilary all due respect but wtf are you talking about?
As a special treat, here’s one of her earlier reviews.
@myemtv @Emily Haswell lookin like a nun on casual Friday. #deinfluencing #deinfluencer #targetclothes #denimdress #denimdressoutfit #denimdresses #targetfinds #targetshopping #denimlooks #momfashion #rant #comedy #foryoupage ♬ original sound – Emily Haswell
Do yourself a favour and give her a follow, because there’s a lot more where these came from.