25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Thank you for making your way to our weekly round-up of the things that made us laugh over the past seven days – on Twitter/X, at least.
We hope these brighten your day and guide you into the weekend with a smile.
Went too late to the bakery, now they've only got the PS1 generated shit pic.twitter.com/b9YuOWrdZt
— Stefan Bielik (@prstskrzkrk) November 13, 2023
a touching tribute to our saviour, the lord jesus crust pic.twitter.com/H3if5intuG
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) November 15, 2023
My kids wanted to have an 80s party at our house so I just unplugged the internet and we sat around watching 5 TV channels
— The Dad (@thedad) November 15, 2023
An unpopular face from the past turns up in tonight’s Brookside pic.twitter.com/I6l35T3rfA
— Matt Owen (@MJowen174) November 15, 2023
This restaurant appears to be in a parallel universe pic.twitter.com/vlD7txqdPk
— Andy (@rasteri) November 16, 2023
My husband: How many tacos do you want?
Me: just one
Husband: you usually eat more
Me: get a couple extra
Narrator: *she would, in fact, eat 7*
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) November 14, 2023
He-Man has just informed me that there’s only 40 sleeps until Christmas so he’s left me with no option other than to punch him square on his bellend. pic.twitter.com/CwYfyE7Ctp
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 15, 2023
Me when I’ve managed to successfully make porridge without it exploding in the microwave pic.twitter.com/mRvfb2J42t
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 15, 2023
I asked the waiter to turn the music down and I got the senior’s discount.
— Tater (@TrueTorontoGirl) November 14, 2023
I’m hearing that the government are about to pass emergency legislation to declare Mrs. Brown’s Boys is ‘comedy.’
— Simon Harris – Man Behaving Dadly (THAT’S DADLY) (@simonharris_mbd) November 16, 2023
— RETRVNylon Bee (@ACABylonBee) November 13, 2023
Excuse me, but when’s Christmas again?? pic.twitter.com/5luBptP0Sm
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) November 15, 2023