24 all-time favourite funny Advent calendar posts
13.
According to this advent calendar I'm eating, Christmas was 5 minutes ago.
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) December 9, 2015
14.
In my nepotism advent calendar, my dad’s contacts open all the doors for me.
— Ivo Graham (@IvoGraham) December 2, 2018
15.
That’s today’s advent calendar eaten. Delicious. Looking forward to tomorrow’s already. pic.twitter.com/8Y7LiSui6X
— Rob Temple (@RobTemple101) December 1, 2023
16.
Don't forget to open the first door on your Samuel Beckett Advent Calendar today. pic.twitter.com/2e8RReGejX
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) December 1, 2023
17.
The best advent calendar. EVER. pic.twitter.com/wXIHvHS7cZ
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 1, 2018
18.
Accidentally bought a Ladvent Calendar this year. So far, behind the doors, there’s been a cheeky Nando’s, 12 pints of lager, some Lynx Africa, and a message telling me I’ve got nice tits for an old bird.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) December 4, 2023
19.
Not enjoying my Brexit advent calendar to be honest. 48% of the reviews said 'don't buy this it's just a box of angry scorpions' but 52% of the reviews said 'stop complaining about the scorpions' and now I'm covered in scorpions.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) December 2, 2018
20.
For a change, I got a Dadvent calendar this year. Just opened the first window and it said "Shut that before it messes with the thermostat".
— Jason (@NickMotown) December 1, 2017
21.
inventor of the Advent calendar: let's make a box of chocolate less enjoyable by adding rules
— KnowComment (@KnownComment) December 3, 2019
22.
i cant believe advent calendar chocolate is 0 cals
— ruby ⚙️ (@thinnestbabie) December 3, 2019
23.
Hey, bro… you know that's not a real advent calendar, right? pic.twitter.com/5MRZPjkMA1
— ⓁⒶⓃⒺ (@lanechanged) December 11, 2023
24.
Reasons that "aren't actual reasons to take the day off" according to our boss:
-Sock fell off in a shoe
-Advent calendar chocolate was a bounty
-The office smells haunted
-There aren't any dogs in the office— Dave (@davechannel) December 3, 2019
As a bonus, here’s a poem direct from the unofficial Poet Laureate of Twitter/X – the fantastic Brian Bilston.
Today’s poem is for anyone opening the first window of their advent calendar this morning.
It’s called ‘The Good Old Days’. pic.twitter.com/qIvu0mInyq
— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) December 1, 2023
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The Guardian Advent Calendar is absolute JOY this year
Image garten-gg on Pixabay
