People over 30 were asked for their ‘best piece of professional advice?’ – 17 deeply unprofessional but most entertaining answers
10.
try your very best to have been born before the 70s https://t.co/QLCjp5J9y4
— Charlie Bini (@gabagoolovaheah) January 17, 2024
11.
Remember, no matter how worked up everyone gets, we all die and one day the sun will explode https://t.co/hfAfJR5htd
— Moose W (@MooseW24) January 18, 2024
12.
Go deep in to debt. The structures holding up debt will crumble in 5 years. There will be open and unpunished murder, irradiated men will eat the flesh of irradiated men. Buy a jet ski now while you can https://t.co/dD90EbNLwI
— Alex Degen real crime guy 2024 style (@atothe_d) January 17, 2024
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Being good at your job and working hard gets you rewarded with more work. Do only as much as you need to do to keep your boss off your back. https://t.co/uggqeiz0Hw
— I saw Elon Musk eat a horse’s ass once. (@DStapf63) January 18, 2024
14.
Unemployment helps fight climate change. Unemployment is green. https://t.co/leQtYLnuen
— Don Hughes (@getfiscal) January 17, 2024
15.
Cat wisdom of the day: Nap often, play hard, and never say no to treats.
— Wanda (@Univorouspt) January 18, 2024
16.
Stay 29 as long as possible
— Souper Deluxe (@souper_deluxe) January 17, 2024
17.
Genuinely no idea. Good luck out there https://t.co/nCSB39a1zx
— ❥ ❥ (@tonyhawktruther) January 17, 2024
And last but not least, this! Very much this.
do the absolute bare minimum possible at your job to not get fired. the company and your boss do not care about you https://t.co/VmeOuN1q5I
— Lucy (@LucyXIV) January 18, 2024
Source @yoadri_n
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