The Daily Mail guide to ‘fighting off an XL bully’ might be the best thing it’s ever published
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How to survive an XL Bully attack.
1: Maybe don’t become an XL Bully matador in the first place, you’re just asking for trouble. https://t.co/HhNiicnMly pic.twitter.com/16lt6sS0fZ— Drivelcast (@drivelcast) February 7, 2024
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Wave down a bus. https://t.co/aThm5BZA1I
— Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social (@kelly_welles) February 7, 2024
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— sh (@lemonadelush) February 7, 2024
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So, basically, since most of us don’t wear one coat and carry another, or walk around with an unwrapped gammon steak, this boils down to “let it bite your leg”.
Good to know. https://t.co/dxApqfjPnx
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) February 7, 2024
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thanks, next time I’m in Britain I will bring an extra coat, a spare dog collar, some steaks and will stick close to walls to be on the safe side
— James Goodhill (@GenevaGnome) February 7, 2024
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It says you need two jackets, but that’s actually fourteen in dog coats. https://t.co/UKVQzq2y7t
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) February 7, 2024
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The graphics desk is just the gift that keeps on giving pic.twitter.com/ZUJQFLqzV3
— James Heale (@JAHeale) February 7, 2024
And also …
going insane seeing this duck and cover methodical checklist shit in a newspaper, i know for a fact if i get attacked by one of these things i’ll just be doing a lot of screaming and hoping i have a biro pen in my pocket so i can fruitlessly attempt to stab it in the fucking eyes pic.twitter.com/X0ukTVQ8Hg
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) February 7, 2024
And finally …
Same energy pic.twitter.com/nYTjKDJT7p
— Ed Smith (@EdOfWraxall) February 7, 2024
Source Daily Mail @JAHeale
