23 winning responses to the fury over the colourful St George’s Cross on Nike’s new England football shirt
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These flag nonces up in arms about St George, and a bit of red and white cloth.
The fella was a Turk. Your flag hero wasn’t even English, you thick twats.
— jojo77 (@other_mrs) March 22, 2024
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They dressed Joe Hart up as The Queen from Euro 96 and nobody fucking blinked. pic.twitter.com/y2ALnvKLyw
— Dan Sandison (@Dan_Sandison23) March 22, 2024
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https://t.co/CaaDjGnOO0 pic.twitter.com/aEN9Q5pMHz
— Rory Bond (@Rory_Bond) March 22, 2024
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On the left, Daily Mail losing their shit because cops aren’t allowed to wear reimagined national flag
On the right, Daily Mail losing their shit because …. footballers are going to wear reimagined national flag
Great, they’re so consistent, isn’t it. pic.twitter.com/VJw2Tzczdk
— Otto English (@Otto_English) March 22, 2024
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I’ve tried looking around but I just cannot understand why some people are calling the new England kit “woke”. It’s… not a rainbow? Are all colours woke now?
— Dorian Lynskey (@Dorianlynskey) March 22, 2024
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day 4 of flag discourse
— Scott Chegg (@buckfastbadlad) March 22, 2024
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Yes the flag thing is weird but the real scandal is the FA letting Nike rip people off to the tune of £85 in the middle of a cost of living crisis. They bang on about football being for everybody and then ask them to cough up £85 for the national shirt.
— Ben Kentish (@BenKentish) March 22, 2024
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Rishi Sunak is clear that we shouldn’t “mess with our national flags” because “they’re perfect as they are”
He might need to delete a few tweets, including this one where the Union flag includes tyre tracks and a battery instead of the red saltire of St Patrick: https://t.co/41udCUediU pic.twitter.com/t3VZC9XW9c— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 22, 2024
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Taxi driver’s got talk radio on; of course they’re on about this Nike England shirt. Caller says ‘it should be pronounced Ni-key, after the goddess of victory.’ The presenter counters: ‘but I don’t ride a BIKEY, I ride a bike.’ Cracking level of debate this.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) March 22, 2024
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I’ve got to be honest, I really like what Nike has done to the collar. pic.twitter.com/N7AWqDlnmD
— Moog (@a_toots) March 22, 2024
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Profile picture of everyone upset about that England football shirt. pic.twitter.com/LT2kYcIKc3
— Andy (@alreadytaken74) March 22, 2024
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