Kevin Pietersen took his watch and wedding ring off just to go into London and was mocked into next year
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Spot on! Here’s me and the wife shopping on Oxford Street. https://t.co/HT1hYMXQ3B pic.twitter.com/FyWaKJYRYV
— Rob B (@RobBfromDerby) April 9, 2024
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I don’t recall Kevin Pietersen being this worried about knife crime when he was stabbing Andrew Strauss in the back ♂️ https://t.co/fGgAgaDFnF
— Toby Tarrant (@tobytarrant) April 9, 2024
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Genuinely the most embarrassing tweet of the year https://t.co/Sxod6w4sue
— Super Hams (@TheRstott) April 9, 2024
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Apparently London is the only place in the entire world where crime exists. Certainly none in South Africa https://t.co/7jBYKraMeN
— Jack Mendel ✍️ (@Mendelpol) April 9, 2024
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Six-foot-four retired professional athlete, who spent seven years playing in Kennington, announces he has caught brainrot and is now too scared to enter London. https://t.co/RNc6IjDNIF
— Martin Calladine (@uglygame) April 9, 2024
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fastest growing entertainment sector is men treating going to any city like a survival horror game https://t.co/kD3NAVlALp
— stuart (@punished_stu) April 9, 2024
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Left my bag in the coffee shop earlier someone ran down the high street to give it back to me
London such a hell hole https://t.co/BRQ4IEJIfL— Tim (totally unremarkable) (@forwardnotback) April 9, 2024
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imagine being this frightened all the time https://t.co/ZAiE5Ewgvu
— Frank Sobotka (@cymrurouge) April 9, 2024
Maybe next time he’ll stick with the jewellery and pack a 5 iron instead.
Morning!
I’m now going to take a deeper dive into golf with the family at @callawaygolfeu in my quest to get to scratch.
My previous methods have gotten me so far by currently having an index of 2.3 in 10yrs – not bad I’d say!
But, to clear off that extra couple shots, the… pic.twitter.com/XULjagjiGf— Kevin Pietersen (@KP24) April 6, 2024
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