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17 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

John Plunkett. Updated April 12th, 2024

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10. ‘The most elegant murder I have ever seen’

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11. ‘This burn is poetry’

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12. ‘Don’t be a Moron’

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13. ‘Fighting fire with fire’

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14. ‘Sometimes you have to wonder …’

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15. ‘Checks notes’

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16. ‘Old enough to be forced to give birth, but too young to vote’

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17. ‘Fucking Qcumbers’

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