A Florida man was arrested for throwing pasta, and people cooked up some great puns – 14 delicious samples
A 46-year-old Florida man (we know!) became a real-life Two Ronnies joke when things spiralli-ed out of control on the road.
Florida man arrested after ‘throwing pasta with sauce’ amid road rage incident https://t.co/kJritm1LRs pic.twitter.com/wLIhBPZsL0
— The Independent (@Independent) April 30, 2024
Nolan Goins threw the food out of the passenger window of his vehicle in frustration over glaring headlights, accidentally hitting another driver whose window was also open.
The puns sort of wrote themselves.
1.
Hope he’s ok. I’ve heard jail can be cannelloni. https://t.co/8pqGCUghbW
— Kath ✊ (@KathyBurke) May 1, 2024
2.
Threw his life away with a fusilli choices. Shame. https://t.co/rKJtgwVWjc
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) April 30, 2024
3.
Way pasta his bedtime https://t.co/x4lod5bcGn
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) May 1, 2024
4.
Enjoy your time in the state penne-tentiary. https://t.co/7isT2nXn9D
— Nev Fountain. (@Nevfountain) April 30, 2024
5.
The suspect was apprehended by this woman. https://t.co/VP8b9l8m3L pic.twitter.com/Bpz50rIVED
— Kevin (@caoimhinof) May 1, 2024
6.
Those spaghetti junctions are a nightmare though https://t.co/C07qSIs5Km
— Carrie (@FirstLadyNot) May 1, 2024
7.
Having lived in that part of the world,it’s not the fact he threw it,but that Italian food is toxic there.
— RustyMckeever (@MckeeverRusty) April 30, 2024
8.
Durum-ble in the Jungle
— Crown Green Bowler (29) (@29Crown) May 1, 2024
9.
He’ll have his Dolmio day in court https://t.co/NPYg3VIiv5
— Chris (@flatus74) May 1, 2024
10.
He evidently lost his ragù.
— BlueDragonLandlady (@MsLupin) May 1, 2024
11.
He's going to be let off, orzo he thinks.
— Iain Small #FBPE (@Smally1969) May 1, 2024
12.
At least he wasn’t drunk & disorzodly https://t.co/Uam9WCHZod
— Alex Wormall – wormito.bsky.social (@Wormito) April 30, 2024
13.
Everybody saw red https://t.co/Ue2C2oOzKx
— Ishan Kolhatkar (@ishkolhatkar) May 1, 2024
14.
Now that's really using your old noodle!
Florida man arrested after ‘throwing pasta with sauce’ amid road rage incident https://t.co/emaATG1IxQ
— BirdieBittern (@BirdieBittern) April 30, 2024
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate this.
Found him on LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/IKUnKdyFVq
— Mark Stevenson (@TheDataAgent) May 1, 2024
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