25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
I’ll only join if Zuck keeps using they/them pronouns
— Rowan Jetté Knox (@mavenofmayhem.bsky.social) January 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
14.
Of course I'm rooting for the bats
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl.bsky.social) January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
15.
Having the Eye of The Tiger is great and all, but it’d be a lot cooler if I had the stripes and claws as well.
— Mass Dude (@massdude.bsky.social) January 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
16.
Nobody will remember:
– your salary
– how “busy you were”
– how many hours you workedPeople will remember:
– Robert Kilroy Silk-hosted gameshow: Shafted— Sooz Kempner (@soozuk.bsky.social) January 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
17.
The tattooed guy from "Memento" but it's all my passwords.
— Woodrow Peel (@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social) January 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
18.
Pretty cool being old and getting expressions burned into your face like a plasma tv
— andy vs. (@im-all-id.bsky.social) January 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
19.
I guess all the other countries are developing their own chat programs to keep up. The British one will begin every response with 'ooh, now, I'm not really the person to ask'. Ireland's will answer your query with a longish anecdote about someone you remind them of.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian.bsky.social) January 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
20.
An interesting fact about the band ZZ Top is that their singer Frank Instrument is the only member who didn’t play an instrument
— pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) January 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
21.
Not a single word of this prepared me for the next one.
— Lizard Queen / ragbonehair (@ragbonehair.bsky.social) January 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
22.
It's funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I'll answer my door.
23.
the “i’ll just close my eyes for 20 minutes” to falling asleep on the couch for 5 hours pipeline
— lizard (@lizzzard.bsky.social) January 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
24.
My wife has a “work husband” so I’m having him come over to load the dishwasher and get yelled at for doing it wrong
— Steve Suckington (@stevesuckington.bsky.social) January 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
25.
In the middle of the park you’ll find our Harry Potter themed exhibit: a janitor who absolutely hates kids.
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) January 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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