
23 times Scottish Twitter proved it is the One Twitter to Rule Them All
13. ‘You only get one shot’
14. ‘How much is the cod special?’
— Scottish Patter (@ScottishPatterr) October 4, 2024
15. ‘Ye goin for a shite hen?’
16. ‘Any translators about?’
je ne parle pas écossais pic.twitter.com/9txkc17eEw
— Scottish Patter (@ScottishPatterr) October 28, 2024
17. ‘Three cheers for Lewis’
18. ‘ ‘It was only I rounded the corner I realised what I’d done…’
10. ’99er anyone?’
of course pic.twitter.com/hvckdpIeZV
— Scottish Patter (@ScottishPatterr) November 19, 2024
20. ‘ I’m just nipping to Bacchialdi’s for a lidl calzone
21. ‘Who you gonna call?’
Greatest company name you’ll see in Scotland pic.twitter.com/Q2xPPelafo
— Scottish Patter (@ScottishPatterr) November 20, 2024
22. ‘A latte… withoot milk?’
23. ‘Two servings of garlic breed please’
— Scottish Patter (@ScottishPatterr) January 19, 2025
And finally …’Tescobar’
There’s lots more of this sort of thing – lots more – at @ScottishPatterr over here.
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