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‘What small acts of malice do you really enjoy doing?’ – 25 tiny but funny evils that will brighten your day

13.

‘Pressing the button at the crossing but then not crossing the road, just to make cars stop.’
afungalmirror

14.

‘Repeatedly calling it ‘man explaining’ until a man cracks and corrects me.’
MonkeyHamlet

15.

‘Worked with a guy who had a Harley-Davidson and he basically made his entire personality about the bike, he acted like he was in the Sons of Anarchy. I would always refer to his bike as a scooter, ‘were you out on the scooter over the weekend Mike?’. He would be beyond fuming, it brought me great joy.’
heyhitherehowru

16.

‘If someone says they’re a Star Trek fan I’ll say ‘may the force be with you’. ‘Live long and prosper’ if they’re a Star Wars fan.’
sausagemouse

17.

‘Putting ‘The’ in front of everything they do, it really winds my kids up. ‘Is that The Minecraft again?’ ‘Did you see it on The YouTube?’ etc.’
shedsareunderrated

18.

‘When someone brags about their education, play dumb. ‘Oxford? Is that a drama school or something?”
_Jay-Garage-A-Roo_

19.

‘I tend to turn the screen upside down on the laptops in the office that are left unattended. If I feel fancy I change mouse settings to left handed or increase scroll speed on the mouse wheel. Highly entertaining.’
Feniks_Gaming

20.

‘Calling Spiderman Peter Spiderman and pronouncing it like a surname (like how you’d say batsman in cricket). Also works for Bruce Batman.’
ta0029271

21.

‘Sneaking someone’s phone and changing their background to something silly.’
urloverdreea

22.

‘In our shared office building, a converted old house, the toilet is upstairs. If I know the company who are upstairs are having a Teams meeting, I try pissing loudly so that it can be heard in the background.’
heywhatwait

23.

‘Covering up the Mail, Express and Telegraph with other papers.’
Effective-Zucchini-5

24.

‘I park next to people who park over the white lines so that they cant get in their own car.’
BuBBles_the_pyro

25.

‘Anyone who is into astronomy I ask about my star sign. I actually enjoy astronomy but still gives me a chuckle.’
Psorosis

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