25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Good news – it’s hump day. If you have a typical working week, you’ll be ‘over the hump’ by the end of today. Why not celebrate by giving yourself a few minutes to enjoy some funny stuff from Bluesky’s finest?
If you see something you like, give them a follow. If you see something you don’t like, keep that information to yourself …nobody needs a moaning Minnie in their mentions.
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a terminator from the future at my front door: you’ve been targeted for termination.
me, eating spaghettios right out of the can: that makes sense.— Sunshine Jarboly (@sunshinejarboly.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Hey guy who shoves a pack of bacon into the gum racks above the checkout aisle belt, why are you panicking? Just tell the cashier you don't want it. It's gonna be OK.
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) March 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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even if the fortune cookie bubble bursts i don't think we will see a lot of the fortune tellers who lost their jobs returning, most have either moved on or retired to swamps and marshes.
— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy.bsky.social) March 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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A dating app for cockneys in trilbies called Mindr
— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Google Maps: There’s a stalled vehicle ahead
….
Google Maps: Is it still there? The stalled vehicle?
….
Google Maps: Please take your eyes off the road to tell me whether or not the stalled vehicle is still there
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) March 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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“I’m looking for some dog food that makes me think about dog murder.”
— The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) March 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Every morning
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) March 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
— soul nate (@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social) March 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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— Lorna MacGillivray (@elemjay.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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If they're making you return to the office, please understand that it's bc your boss is a baby who lacks object permanence and gets scared when they can't see you
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the person who named tights really nailed it
12.
How to apply mascara:
– Pull wand from tube
– Open your eyes like a haunted doll coming to life— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) March 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM